The real downside to having video cameras around the apartment is that occasionally Altair is not naked, having sex, or, in fact, in front of the camera at all.
“At dawn, the boyfriend once again emerges from his lair, mane tousled, to being scavenging for food,” Altair intones solemnly, angling the lens around the newspaper for a close-up
“Stop that,” Malik says around the cereal spoon in his mouth.
“When did the humans invent jewelry to sense pheromones?” Aras says, watching with interest as the rings change color.
“No, they’re only—” Shan leans her against him as she glances at his claws, her own ring the same dark violet. “Eh,” she says and presses against him more, “six or one half dozen of the other, I guess.”
Bucky holds up his mechanical arm as though weighing a proposal for Steve.
“Gunslinger,” he says, then raises his eyebrows along with the flesh-and-bone arm gripping his sniper rifle, “…gun.”
“Oh, well, when you put it that way,” says Steve, still shaking his head.
Notes: from the erejean KHR au. Teen Jean’s hit with the Ten Year Bazooka, meets TYL!mafia boss Eren. #2 is an old drabble from twitter written for tanya.
notes: pwp. modern au, very sleepy husbands. In the spirit of continuing to push months-old wips out of the nest haha. THANK YOU STAS FOR BEING A WONDERFUL BETA
AND GO CHECK OUT FEBRUERURI DID AN ART WOW ♥♥
Rating: pg-13, makeouts
Notes: not a Valentine’s fic since it is clearly mid-March, but this has been in my wip folder too long like since tanya and v introduced me to this delightful conversation about hp and magic sex industry and consensual bedroom funtime potions forever ago. thanks stas for beta help!
Summary: Erwin and Levi as seventh-years at Hogwarts being awful boyfriends trying a love-at-first-sight potion because reasons. Reasons.
Last to the party as usual, hey, here’s that thing people were doing!! I’d say if you haven’t done it do it but you’ve probably already done it. list excludes a few of the shorter fics/drabbles, and the masterlist over at DW is all up to date.
(I want to do that 2013 fic meme but here are some old fics from last year I never got around to being held accountable for hahaha)
quad shots cafe | G, AC3 Templars run a coffee shop, Connor is a health inspector, and Charles is possibly the muffin man.
school of business fraud | T, Johnson/Hickey, University teacher/student. They’re perfectly awful for each other.
Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin
Flush | T, Erwin/Levi, Strip poker; Levi cheats and Erwin loves it.
Tooth, Claw, Kiss for renquise (The Young Maiden in Love Is a Carnivore, G). Dinosaurs, teen romance, Cretaceous love confessions. How do you say I love you to the girl you’ve been friends with since the day you were hatched?
and I think I forgot to “reveal” last year but here’s my fic from 2012:
Pairing: Levi/Unnamed Male OCs, side of Levi/Erwin
Notes: Consensual gangbang, inspired by kinkmeme prompt for the same.
Unedited 3am husbandporn, inspired with stasia.
Erwin gets a special surprise and some birthday spankings. Heavy petting, domestic fluff, light bondage, modern AU setting.
Notes: Cleaned up revised pwp bootlicking fic.
“Are you really gonna leave lip marks all over my boots, Erwin?”
Notes: For the kinkmeme: First time sex starts out awkward and—in the true spirit of the series—gets much, much worse.