[snk fic] Ten-Year Plan (Hitman Reborn AU)


Rating: T
Pairing: erejean
Notes: Written with djsoliloquy!!  It took us an unbelievable year-ish to post, mostly due to us FORGETTING and yet continuously laughing about it fondly.

Summary: Mafia with time travel AU; Eren and Jean wait ten years for revenge.

Link: [AO3]

ladyhoneydarlinglove asked: altmal, porn stars, GO.

The real downside to having video cameras around the apartment is that occasionally Altair is not naked, having sex, or, in fact, in front of the camera at all.

“At dawn, the boyfriend once again emerges from his lair, mane tousled, to being scavenging for food,” Altair intones solemnly, angling the lens around the newspaper for a close-up

“Stop that,” Malik says around the cereal spoon in his mouth.

tearitar asked: SHAN/ARAS. earth 90s au. no space but there's just aliens on earth.

“When did the humans invent jewelry to sense pheromones?” Aras says, watching with interest as the rings change color.

“No, they’re only—” Shan leans her against him as she glances at his claws, her own ring the same dark violet. “Eh,” she says and presses against him more, “six or one half dozen of the other, I guess.”

tearitar asked: steve/bucky tf2 au

Bucky holds up his mechanical arm as though weighing a proposal for Steve.

“Gunslinger,” he says, then raises his eyebrows along with the flesh-and-bone arm gripping his sniper rifle, “…gun.”

“Oh, well, when you put it that way,” says Steve, still shaking his head. 

[snk drabbles x2] not fealty


Notes: from the erejean KHR au. Teen Jean’s hit with the Ten Year Bazooka, meets TYL!mafia boss Eren. #2 is an old drabble from twitter written for tanya.

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[snk fic] the night shift


pairing: eruri
notes: pwp. modern au, very sleepy husbands. In the spirit of continuing to push months-old wips out of the nest haha. THANK YOU STAS FOR BEING A WONDERFUL BETA


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[snk fic/hp crossover] take two


Pairing: eruri
Rating: pg-13, makeouts
Notes: not a Valentine’s fic since it is clearly mid-March, but this has been in my wip folder too long like since tanya and v introduced me to this delightful conversation about hp and magic sex industry and consensual bedroom funtime potions forever ago. thanks stas for beta help!

Summary: Erwin and Levi as seventh-years at Hogwarts being awful boyfriends trying a love-at-first-sight potion because reasons. Reasons. 

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2013 fic meme / round up

Last to the party as usual, hey, here’s that thing people were doing!! I’d say if you haven’t done it do it but you’ve probably already done it. list excludes a few of the shorter fics/drabbles, and the masterlist over at DW is all up to date.

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fic post #6

(I want to do that 2013 fic meme but here are some old fics from last year I never got around to being held accountable for hahaha)

Assassin’s Creed

quad shots cafe | G, AC3 Templars run a coffee shop, Connor is a health inspector, and Charles is possibly the muffin man. 

school of business fraud | T, Johnson/Hickey, University teacher/student. They’re perfectly awful for each other. 

Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin

Flush | T, Erwin/Levi, Strip poker; Levi cheats and Erwin loves it.

Yuletide reveals!

Tying the Knot for tanyart (Gentleman Bastard Sequence, M) Light bondage, developing relationships, smooching spy threesomes. Reynart shows the Salvaras the ropes. And then they show him.

Tooth, Claw, Kiss for renquise (The Young Maiden in Love Is a Carnivore, G). Dinosaurs, teen romance, Cretaceous love confessions. How do you say I love you to the girl you’ve been friends with since the day you were hatched?

and I think I forgot to “reveal” last year but here’s my fic from 2012:

And One More for the Road for dizzy_fire (Fallout: New Vegas, T), Post-apocalyptic road trip, found family, dealing with loss. Boone follows Lily into the desert to help search for her grandkids. 

[snk fic] One vs


Rating: NC-17
 Levi/Unnamed Male OCs, side of Levi/Erwin
Notes: Consensual gangbang, inspired by kinkmeme prompt for the same. 

Link: [AO3]

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[snk fic] happy birthday mr smith


Unedited 3am husbandporn, inspired with stasia.

Erwin gets a special surprise and some birthday spankings. Heavy petting, domestic fluff, light bondage, modern AU setting.

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[SnK fic] Give and Take

Rating: R
Pairing: Erwin/Levi
Notes: Cleaned up revised pwp bootlicking fic. 

“Are you really gonna leave lip marks all over my boots, Erwin?”

—> [AO3]